Although it’s just slightly more shameful than anything you’re likely to see on the Food Network, Jess Franco’s CANNIBALS, a.k.a. MONDO CANNIBALE, a.k.a. WHITE CANNIBAL QUEEN, is still a rather weak sauce.

Spanish director Jess Franco’s French film FACELESS is the sort of convoluted Euro-trash that borders on depraved but mostly dabbles in inanity. But as bad as the movie is a handful of Purell and a hot shower best accompany a viewing of the so-so FACELESS.